First of all, I'm sorry for the large image, I need to figure out how to be funny in 3 frames... I reached over 1 Meg on this image. Anyways, time for my rant: If any of you (hopefully all of you) have seen Lord of The Rings. Think back to the scene where the beacons of Gondor are lit across Middle Earth in attempt to reach Rohan for their aid in battle. Now think how quickly these beacons were lit. You mean to tell me that some guy is just waiting at the mountain peaks in the middle of nowhere keeping his eye on the fire beacons? What a life...