Dear Link,

I know that you're trying to be heroic and courageous and what not with all this "Save Hyrule from evil" thing - but, trapping me in an air tight bottle for days at a time and then expecting me to grace you with my powers as soon as you set me free - well, that's not how it works. Sorry if you die, but I've got better things to do.

Sincerely, Fairy